Things my kids say

While playing on a leappad

playing the letter game, press a letter hear it's name and draw it.

Presses the letter, makes a close approximation to it's shape but the system does not recognize any drawings, so it keeps giving the same instructions

Son to leappad

I already have 'puter

While helping get ice from the fridge
Fridge beeps because it was opened too long.
Son to fridge
Don't worry fridge, its OK.

When asked to do something ordinary
Son to parent(s) in a cute voice
How many times are you going to ask me?

While eating breakfast
daughter, doing something cute and silly, as only 7 months old can do
mom to daughter
Silly daughter
mom to son
poor daughter, she is silly
son to mom
poor daughter, silly girl
son to mom
poor mommy, silly daddy

When having to leave when watching a favorite show
mom to son
son, we have to go now
son to mom
Not yet, I am watching my show
mom to son
We need to go so we can get to your friend's home on time.
son to mom
ok, mommy, I like that plan, that's a good plan

While talking about things
dad to son
son, you know where hair comes from?
Son to dad
Yes dad
Dad to son
You do, where does it come from
son to dad
Yes, it is twisted inside my head and then comes out, like this, see daddy?
dad to son
oh, I see
son to dad
yes, and I know there is gum in my ears
mom to dad later
I found ear wax gummy bears
dad to mom
that is so wrong, lets get some

While eating supper
son to dad
Get me a spoon
dad to son
I need you to ask nicely
son to dad, looking confused
Nicccelly?
dad to son, while laughing
Ok, I will get you a spoon

While putting son to bed
dad  and son in his bed reading stories
Dad, why are you burpping me?
Dad, realizing he is patting his son on the back like he does when hold the newest addition
Sorry son, habit

While pulling tablet out of a bag
son to dad
What is wrong with your computer dad
Dad to son
It is broke son
son to dad
need more battery juice?
dad to son
no, it does not need more battery juice
son to dad
get another one
dad to son
yes, son, I will be getting another
son to dad
you be getting an ipad
What, my three year old son is able to relate my tablet to the tablet that is the ipad but what is this predestination to apple products, at AGE THREE??
dad to son
son, I will NEVER get an ipad (but if someone gives me one, I will take it)